Waffle House is a yellow, tobacco stained, 24-hour Southern institution and someone is seeking to publish a book of waffle related stories. Whoever they are, they’re seeking submissions of “Fiction and nonfiction short stories under 3000 words. Poetry and haiku will also be considered for publication.” Motherfucking Waffle House haikus!

Never play the song
“I have raisins in my toast”
Waitresses hate it

In high school my friends and I spent enough time in the local Waffle Houses that the servers gave us free food (granted we had to tip). I may submit something but sitting in a Waffle House for hours doesn’t exactly make for a page turning read.

Link: WaffleStories.com