Entries Tagged as 'Onanisms.'

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

Mold Making

I remembered this as a not-too-bad explanation of how to make an investment mold. I pruned 3-4 pages of emotional subplot, adverbs and indecisive qualifying clauses off of it. It’s still probably not done.
This started out almost twice as long. I haven’t edited much of anything I’ve ever written. Mostly because I’ve never really felt […]

Thursday, February 11th, 2010

Brief Conversations with a (Possibly) Shell Shocked Black Janitor

By request from my brother, I’m documenting my encounters with a coworker who is also one of God’s greatest failed prototypes. (Yes, I’m doing an intentional end-around on Thompson’s description of Dr. Gonzo. A meeting of Black Janitor and Giant Chicano Lawyer may result in history’s most epic knife fight or the divine revelation of […]

Friday, February 5th, 2010

Eddie Gein Dug Up a Posse

Just thought I’d post this since I found it on a drive while looking for an unrelated image. I find it quite funny and wasn’t previously able to locate it through the usual methods.
Apologies to whoever actually made it.

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

Updates

I should really start using this thing again. It’s like I’ve been paying for domain registration (and hosting to a far lesser but more expensive extent) just so someone wouldn’t hold my .coms for ransom.
I just added some high resolution images to my portfolio. I also pared down the blogroll a while ago but that’s […]

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

The tennis ball haircut

Innovative or weird?read more | digg story

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

Patton Oswald on the subject of George Lucas

If Patton Oswald had a time machine he’d use it to take down Lucas before the prequels could be maderead more | digg story

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

Demon Washes Ashore New York Beach

Seriously kids, its a crazy beast from hell (or the nearby government research facility). On the beach. Dead. I hope…read more | digg story

Thursday, September 13th, 2007

Surprise! The internet is full of morons (who can’t spell moron).

Since I’m such a superstud, I was trolling an 9/11 Truth internet message board. I like conspiracies but don’t really wholeheartedly believe in any. The idea of the shadowy cabal is brilliant fun and, when you don’t let facts get in your way, your only limit on history is your imagination.
Was JFK killed by […]

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007

netLibrary DRM

I’ve never been a huge opponent of DRM. It seems natural that copyright owners would seek to protect their property in some way and the draw backs, such as increased power consumption by devices playing protected files, seemed minimal. But today defective by design hit home.
I’ve already blogged about loving Larry Brown but I haven’t […]

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007

A Lengthy Wikipedia entry on the word “Thou”

“Thou” is today’s Wikipedia Fetatured Article.
The word thou (pronounced IPA [ðaʊ]) is a second person singular pronoun in English. It is now largely archaic, having been replaced in almost all contexts by “you”. Thou is the nominative form; the oblique/objective form is thee (functioning as both accusative and dative), and the possessive is thy or […]