I remembered this as a not-too-bad explanation of how to make an investment mold. I pruned 3-4 pages of emotional subplot, adverbs and indecisive qualifying clauses off of it. It’s still probably not done.
This started out almost twice as long. I haven’t edited much of anything I’ve ever written. Mostly because I’ve never really felt […]

By request from my brother, I’m documenting my encounters with a coworker who is also one of God’s greatest failed prototypes. (Yes, I’m doing an intentional end-around on Thompson’s description of Dr. Gonzo. A meeting of Black Janitor and Giant Chicano Lawyer may result in history’s most epic knife fight or the divine revelation of […]

Just thought I’d post this since I found it on a drive while looking for an unrelated image. I find it quite funny and wasn’t previously able to locate it through the usual methods.
Apologies to whoever actually made it.

I should really start using this thing again. It’s like I’ve been paying for domain registration (and hosting to a far lesser but more expensive extent) just so someone wouldn’t hold my .coms for ransom.
I just added some high resolution images to my portfolio. I also pared down the blogroll a while ago but that’s […]

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Seriously kids, its a crazy beast from hell (or the nearby government research facility). On the beach. Dead. I hope…read more | digg story

Since I’m such a superstud, I was trolling an 9/11 Truth internet message board. I like conspiracies but don’t really wholeheartedly believe in any. The idea of the shadowy cabal is brilliant fun and, when you don’t let facts get in your way, your only limit on history is your imagination.
Was JFK killed by […]

I’ve never been a huge opponent of DRM. It seems natural that copyright owners would seek to protect their property in some way and the draw backs, such as increased power consumption by devices playing protected files, seemed minimal. But today defective by design hit home.
I’ve already blogged about loving Larry Brown but I haven’t […]

“Thou” is today’s Wikipedia Fetatured Article.
The word thou (pronounced IPA [ðaʊ]) is a second person singular pronoun in English. It is now largely archaic, having been replaced in almost all contexts by “you”. Thou is the nominative form; the oblique/objective form is thee (functioning as both accusative and dative), and the possessive is thy or […]