The Onion A.V. Club has a great overview of Bruce Springsteen’s musical career. Considering I’m the type of nerd who turns Springsteen lyrics into poems, I totally dug this article. Especially considering that I’ve wanted to write something similar for a while.
But my gripes with it include a general dismissal of Greetings from Asbury Park, […]

Spanish Johnny drove in from the underworld last night.
With bruised arms and broken rhythm in a beat-up old Buick
But dressed,
Just like,
Dynamite.
He tried sellin’ his heart to the hard girls over on Easy Street.
But they sighed “Johnny it falls apart so easy,
And you know hearts,
These days,
Are cheap.”
And the pimps swung their axes,
And said […]