Radio.

“This song goes out to a sad,

lonely little boy.

Somewhere.

Deep in the American South,”

Howdoestheradioknowwhereiam!

When I find myself in times of trouble,

Mother Mary comforts me,

Howdoestheradioknowmymother’snameisMary?!

Scan the stations.

Said we’d be forever,

Said it’d never die,

How could you love me and leave me and never say good-bye,

Howdoestheradioknowwhatkimberlydidtome?!

Scanning,

It took a disease like cancer

to make them realize

the strength of the father-son bond.

Howdoestheradioknowthatmydadhascancer!?

The,

Wee-OOO-Wee-OOO

Arethepolicebehindme!?

Radio.

The car bomb killed seven,

WhydoestheradiothinkimaterroristHowdoestheradioknowhatimthinking!?

Station,

A worthless piece of shit killed himself and no one noticed.

Itknowswhatimdoingbeforeidoit!?

Identification.